Bangok Dangerous'ly Bad

'Bangkok Dangerous' is Cage's attempt to return to an action film that flex' s his hair (which looks like a matted mop) as much as his sappy acting skills. This film does not merit more than a paragraph clarifying that Cage is a hit-man whose blurred morals and professional commitments intersect in a country that propels the movie into what feels like an aged Jean-Claude Van Damme flick. DO NOT WASTE A SECOND ON THIS ONE, trust me.